Mailchimp, we salute you!

As you might know, we started using Mailchimp last year, and they have been so good for us. We wanted to share some of the limericks that have been included on our email blasts-because WE ARE PROUD OF OUR LIMERICK WRITING!

There once was a chimp who did mail
With a keen eye on every detail
So easy to program
Hell, pronouns be damned
This organization won’t fail

There still is a band called THEY MIGHT BE
Who had troubles although they were brightly
Then the chimp got their mail
Once again THEY are hale
And that is to put it politely

Mailchimp can help you steer clear
Make the complex suddenly clear
Chaos is stressing
Organization’s a blessing
The ape can process our fear

Living large with the chimp
You’re in charge with the chimp
No delays easy days
Mailchimp Mailchimp Mailchimp

You’ve been tasked with a main and side hustle
With both, it can feel like a tussle
But when odd jobs bring pain
What will help you keep sane?
Oh, it is Mailchimp’s practical muscle

I once met an ape in a sweater
Who told me I’d soon be a debtor
“Forgo all the scrimps
And get with the chimp
They’re not just faster. They’re better”

A MAILCHIMP STANDS AT THEIR STATION
ON ALERT ON BEHALF OF THE NATION
PERHAPS BLEARY EYED
PERHAPS LIGHTLY FRIED
THESE APES WON’T TAKE A VACATION